that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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