Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I could fuck to npr.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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