They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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