In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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