you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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