Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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