i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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