I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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