i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
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