Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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