But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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