Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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