I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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