he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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