I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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