we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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