She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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