considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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