sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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