Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I have post one night stand depression
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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