There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
