You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Randomize
