That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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