My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Everything about him screamed your future.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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