i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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