THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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