Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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