ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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