I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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