Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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