i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I am naked and annoyed.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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