Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I'm going to jail i love you
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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