He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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