I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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