...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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