brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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