But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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