I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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