It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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