and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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