Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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