Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize
