Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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