called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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