Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
