dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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