No awkward lesbian experiences without me
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
The adults are the big ones right?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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