I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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