I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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