I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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